Suits
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Mike: When someone is special to you, it can mess up your judgment.
Harvey: And when I want your advice, I'll ask for it.
Harvey: Harvey and I don't want to be together.
Mike: Are you sure?
Assistant: Homewrecker?
Louis: What?
Assistant: I said shame.
Louis: Hank, I understand you got our T-R-O?
Hank: I sure as hell did.
Louis: Then, I'm assuming your calling to beg me to let you keep a piece of your product? Well, sorry to tell you, buddy, that's not going to happen. Why don't I hear crying?
Hank: You didn't read that thing before your associate send it, did you?
Louis: Of course, I read it. What kind of idiot doesn't read a document before sending it over?
Hank: The kind that just opened up the door for us to countersue the shit out of him because he was too busy thinking about the woman he's never going to marry.
Louis: What did you just say?
Hank: I said I'm Sheila's fiance and I know you slept with her, and even now you're thinking about sneaking around.
Louis: You don't understand, it was a one-time thing.
Now let's go tell these assholes if they think they are going to rip our nipples off without a fight, they got another thing coming.
Louis
Roger: What the hell is going on here?
Robert: I'll tell you what's going on, I got something for you to see ... and it's not on Netflix.
Assistant: You can't go in there.
Harvey: Try and stop me. You son of a bitch. You murdered Frank Gallo.
Roger: Ashley, I'll handle this. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Harvey: Bullshit. You said if I couldn't stop him from testifying you'd find someone who could.
Roger: I meant I'd get Thomas Bratten involved. I didn't mean I'd kill a man and you did stop Gallo from testifying so why would it matter?
Harvey: Because you wanted to make sure that Robet Zane didn't reverse it, so you had him murdered.
Tommy: What the hell is this?
Alex: Tommy.
Tommy: You mind telling me how the hell you got in here?
Alex: People like me here, Tommy. That's how I got in. But the question you should be asking is why I'm here.
Tommy: I don't give a shit why you're here.
Alex: I want my god damn affidavit back.
Tommy: Sure thing. You also want me to sign over the deed to my house in the Hamptons to you while I'm at it?
Alex: You can keep your shitty house because you're going to need somewhere to go after you resign.
Tommy: What did you just say to me?
Harvey: He said he's here for his affidavit and your resignation you smug piece of shit.
Harvey: Looks like you're in some deep shit, Roger.
Roger: I don't believe it. So you two were in on this together?
Harvey: To quote you, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Louis: Woah woah woah, back the truck up, Jessica. Therapy? I'm the most stable guy you've ever met.
Jessica: And you fight me on this, you're going to be the most unemployed man I've ever met.
Harvey: Jessica, don't do this to me.
Jessica: I am not doing anything. You did it to yourself.
Jessica: Louis, can I talk to you for a minute?
Louis: Hey, Jessica. We're just in the middle of something.
Jessica: Now.
