Suits
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Mike: Can a guy just buy you flowers because he loves you?
Rachel: He can, but he didn't.
Mike: Oliver.
Oliver: What’s up?
Mike: What’s up is we got work to do.
Donna: Benjamin, The Donna’s ready.
Benjamin: What do you mean?
Donna: I mean, five minutes ago she expressed empathy.
Stu: What’s that?
Donna: It’s a game changer and I’m letting you in on the ground floor.
Stu: That’s a bold statement.
Harvey, that’s enough. You promised Rachel you would pull the plug if things got too risky. Well, they just got too damn risky.
Mike
Katrina: Hey, you ran out of the presentation so quickly I didn't know what you thought.
Rachel: I'm sorry, I had to get to class, but I thought it went great. What about Louis?
Katrina: He was over the moon.
Rachel: I'm sure he's glad to have you back.
Katrina: I'm glad to be back.
Harvey: Donna, you are never going to believe what Louis just asked me.
The Donna: Give me three guesses: He wants to be you, he wants to look like you, he wants to wear your skin as a body suit.
Harvey: Okay, did you just talk without saying anything?
Donna: What's the big deal? You do it all the time.
The Donna: Good one Donna, you're on fire today.
Donna: Hey, are you okay?
Louis: No, I'm not okay. How the hell am I supposed to keep Carly Donohue's business all by myself?
Donna: Because, Louis, you're co-managing partner and you're one hell of a lawyer.
Oliver: Mike, what did these guys do to you?
Mike: They didn't do anything to me, Oliver. I just don't like it when people think they can get away with anything because nobody's watching.
Rachel: So, anyway, I said to Louis 'I don't care if most of the associates start in the bull pen, I am not giving up my office.'
Donna: That's great, Rachel, but I'm on my third glass of chardonnay and I don't think you called me over here to tell me you submitted your application to the bar, or that you're putting you foot down with Louis.
Rachel: You're right. I called you over here to tell you that I put my foot down with Mike.
Donna: You finally told him to pick a hair style and stick with it?
Donna: Oh, hello Benjamin. Have you come to manipulate my hard drive? Debug my processor? Reboot my motherboard?
Benjamin: Please, I just need to update your vox in piece.
Donna: If I wanted my vox updated, I would be talking to someone with a lot more experience than you.
Mike: You're never going to believe it, but they have me supervising a third year law student, thinks she knows more than me.
Harvey: You mean, you have a you?
Mike: She is so much worse than me.
Harvey: Is she constantly talking about what a great memory she has? Does she have a man purse?
Mike: You done?
