Mike: I think we need into hack into Harvard's system or something, put my records in.
Harvey: Can't I'm busy this weekend. I have to break into Fort Knox. I have to return some dubloons I stole.

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• Added: July 14, 2011

The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.

Mike

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• Added: July 14, 2011

Venomous banter, how cute.

Louis Litt

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• Added: July 14, 2011

That's one thing you definitely get, how to ruin it.

Harvey[to Mike]

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Good lawyer, bad lawyer, baby. Worked like a charm. Come on, you know you want it.

Mike

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Mike: What, I can't gloat?
Harvey: Gloating is fine, you just have to not suck at it.

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• Added: July 07, 2011

First impressions last. Start behind the eight ball and you'll never get in front.

Harvey

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Harvey: Did you sleep with it under your pillow.
Lisa: None of your business.
Harvey: Neither is the Yankees batting order but that doesn't keep me from thinking about it.

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• Added: July 07, 2011

I'm emotionally vested in me.

Harvey

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Mike: What? We're making all this money we can't celebrate?
Harvey: Not in poor taste.

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• Added: July 07, 2011

Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

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• Added: June 28, 2011

Harvey: Nobody does anything as a courtesy. They sent you where they want you to look. Listen, being a lawyer is a lot like being a doctor.
Mike: You mean how you don't get emotional about a client?
Harvey: No, I mean you keep pressing until it hurts. Then you know where to look.

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• Added: June 20, 2011