Supernatural
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Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?
Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.
Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.
Victim of Death [to Dean]: Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?
Dean: Everything is dust in the wind.
Victim of Death: That's it? A Kansas song?
Tessa: Sorry. He's new.
I'm gonna rip you apart from the inside out. Do you understand me?
Sam (to Lucifer)
Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene.
Dean
Best purchase I made since Dick Cheney.
Crowley
I learned that from the pizza man.
Castiel
Karma's a bitch, bitch.
Dean
Seacrest, out.
Meg
You boys have serious abandonment issues, don't you?
Meg
Samuel: Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.
