Supernatural
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Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.
[to a demon] You gonna kiss me?
Dean
Guess I kinda lost my head.
Crowley
Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?
Sam
Nipples?
Dean
Sam: So you're saying having a soul equals suffering?
Dean: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Sam: What about when there are no more leads for that? I mean are you just supposed to sit there in the dark and suffer, even when there's nothing that can be done at that moment?
Dean: Yes! You sit in the dark and you feel the loss.
Sam: Absolutely, but couldn't I just do all that and have sex with the hippie chick?
Dean: No!
Dean: They're after me!
Sam: Third kind, already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is the butt thing.
Dean: Empathy, Sam. Empathy!
You want to be a real boy Pinocchio; you've got to act the part.
Dean
Fake it 'til you make it.
Dean
Dean: You don't care. You have to care.
Sam: About what exactly?
Dean: About everything!
