Supernatural
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If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?
Dean
I've seen some stupid in my time, but you, you take the crown. Putting Jaws in a fish bowl? How do you think it's going to end?
Dean [to Samuel]
I don't care if you've got soullessness or the freakin mumps. You know better than this!
Dean
I don't trust him. Dude's hiding something. I can feel it and if you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too.
Dean
Samuel: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: All right, all right, quit bragging.
Gramps threw a barbeque and left us off the e-vite list?
Dean
Dean: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, one more time. Like I'm five. What do you mean he's got no...
Castiel: Somehow when Sam was resurrected, it was without his soul.
Woman: I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.
Dean: Good luck with that.
Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I need help.
Sam
Bobby: Did you know my first girl turned out to be a...
Dean: [hangs up] whoa, no.
You know what else? I get a pedicure once in a while.
Bobby
Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent.
Bobby
