Superstore Season 6 Episode 12: "Customer Satisfaction" Quotes
That's the thing; I'm not better than the work. I'm a shadow person, and I like it!Sandra
Cheyenne: I was calling you guys for a while. Where were you?
Jonah: Uh, well, we were on a break because we deserved one today.
Garrett: Hey, guys, there's a bunch of water in the hallway.
Dina: Yeah, we're aware.
Cheyenne: IT'S PEE-PEE WATER, YOU CAN GET HEP!
Mateo: Oh my god!
Dina: No one is going to get hepatitis! I am almost sure of it!
Sandra: Hey. Don't get down on yourself. So, we got put in the back. It doesn't mean we're worthless.
Jonah: No, I know, you're right, I just --
Sandra: It just means we're back-of-house people. Strong, silent, shadow people. The rejects. The freaks.
This wouldn't be happening if the customers could see my whole face. You know, the top half raises questions, but the bottom half answers them all.Jonah
Cheyenne: Wait, so what kind of problems are we supposed to be making for the customers? Like, you guys are out of cheese problems, or, oh my god, my baby was stolen problems?
Mateo: So we're supposed to stash a bunch of stolen babies in the back? Gross. Well, actually, I don't think it's that gross. Wait, do I want kids?
Jonah: Check the list again.
Sandra: Well, she made the list, so she probably knows who's on it.
Justine: Yeah, Jonah, she's not gonna check it twice. She's not Santa Claus!
Mateo: So we haven't set a specific timeline on getting engaged, but it's probably gonna happen pretty soon.
Garrett: I feel like you only ask me how I'm doing so you could talk about your thing, but cool.
Jonah: You guys get a mom, you send her my way; I'm gonna get you that positive feedback guaranteed.
Mateo: Ew. You're gonna sleep with all the moms to get a good survey?
Jonah: No, what?!
Glenn: Jonah, please, let's keep it clean.
Dina: Glenn, we actually legally can't tell Jonah who not to sleep with, so if you're gonna have sex with the moms, just do it on your break.
Jonah: I'm not... fine.
Jeff: Well, Zephra's looking at the scores and the comments, so it's important that you get positive feedback, especially this store.
Dina: What's that supposed to mean?
Jeff: There's been some chatter that 1217 is a “problem child” store.
Jeff: I mean, you did damage the store's servers, there's the raccoon infestation, there's Carol's lawsuit, not to mention the multiple attempts at unionizing --
Dina: Well, yeah, of course, it's gonna sound bad when you just rattle them off in a row like that! But if you intersperse them with good things we've done, or just, you know, random trivia.
Nobody bothers with the surveys. People only use receipts to spit out gum and for murder alibis.Dina