Come home.

Elizabeth [to Philip in Russian]

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You know Salisbury steak is technically a hamburger. In the shape of a steak.

Paige

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Elizabeth: What if something happens to the kids? Who will take care of them? We don't have any real friends.
Philip: Isn't that how you wanted it?
Elizabeth: Me? What's that supposed to mean?

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Ronald Reagan doesn't care!

Bruce

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They get them when they're children. They indoctrinate them with friendship and songs and cute boys cooing about Jesus.

Elizabeth

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What are you, the Kenny Rogers of Tel Aviv?

Philip

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You look like a spy in an old movie.

Philip

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Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.

Elizabeth

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Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Nina: What?
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Oleg: No.

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Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.

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I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.

Larrick

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We will find this traitor and put a bullet in his head.

Rezident

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