Stan: I can fix this, but the God damned bureaucracy is killing us.
Deputy Attorney General: Beeman, I am the bureaucracy.
Stan: I know that sir. That's why I'm here.

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I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.

Larrick

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Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.

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