The Big Bang Theory
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I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days. I want her to feel at home; I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews, and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.
Sheldon
Leonard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Leonard: Yes, but mixed with a little bit of concern.
Don't let Goofy near him. He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it
Leonard
And now, as promised, the tangent. Sheldon and the Hell-hound. Or. How I Lost My Hot Dogs.
Sheldon
Raj: Do you think you'll go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have Hell. We have acid reflux.
Does the elastic woman in "The Incredibles" use birth control or can she actually be a diaphragm.
Raj
Allegiance to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Sheldon
Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
Sheldon
It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain.
Sheldon
Sheldon: This is for you
Penny: Ice cream?
Sheldon: I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip, "Cathy." when she's upset she says, "ack" and eats ice cream.
Penny: Ack.
Sheldon: If you were a cat, I would have brought you lasagna.
Raj: Ahh, the premature I love you.
Wolowitz: : I guessed premature, does that count?
Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
