I hate you so much. You’ve destroyed my life, and I’m going to spend the rest of my waking hours hoping that you fail at everything you do.

Darlene

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Louise: Now he’s going to be busy building that house for you and Darlene. I’m never going to see him.
Becky: Building the house was your idea!
Louise: I was being nice.
Becky: Well, you made a mistake. Move on.

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Every time one of you needs something, you expect your Dad to drop everything and take care of you, and the thing he usually drops is me.

Louise

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One of the Conners has to succeed eventually. It’s the law of averages, like going to a tropical island and being killed by a falling coconut. There’s no reason that can’t happen to me.

Darlene

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Dan: The point is, if you’re too afraid to try, you’ll never know whether you could have gotten the raise or could have gotten the house.
Darlene: Oh, I want that house so bad.
Dan: Take it from an old man. It’s easier to live with failure than regret.

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