Dan: I may be to the point of going to the mall and hurling myself down the escalator.
Louise: Well, there’s nobody in the mall. You’ll lay there for days.

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Louise: Why didn’t you tell me? We’re a couple now, we’re supposed to be there for one another.
Dan: You’re right. Give me $4,000.
Louise: I don’t have it but I have cleavage and I know how to use it.
Dan: Alright, let’s go. Better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

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Darlene: Why aren’t you guys excited?
Harris: Because we’ve been through this before.
Mark: You said we were going to move to Chicago with Ben and that didn’t happen.
Harris: One of you is going to sleep with Dad and screw this up.
Ben: Well, it is kind of my turn.

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Damn, it just never ends for you guys. One of your ancestors mess with a witch or something?

Ben

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Dan: You don’t have the money.
Darlene: Well, you know what? I’ll sell my car and I’ll take the bus. I’ll get a second job, I’ll go back to the casino. I will do whatever it takes so that we don’t fall behind again.

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This lack of communication does not bode well for our fake marriage.

Becky

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