I know how much you want our Dad all to yourself and after you get that, please remember, you asked for it.

Becky [to Louise]

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Darlene: Dad, an hour is not that far away.
Dan: Chicago is only an hour away. When you lived there, I missed five years of my grandkids' lives.

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Darlene: I don't believe in spirits lingering in a house.
Dan: Do you believe in adult children lingering in a house? Because that's what I'm trying to fix.

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Don: You know my funeral home down on Pulaski? Well, business is so good, I'm moving into a bigger space.
Darlene: Don't expand too fast. Who knows, people around here could start wearing masks and eating right.

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I know house prices are lower the farther you get from Chicago, but how far can you go? Eventually, it's just like Missouri, right?

Becky

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Louise: Now that Darlene and Becky are moving out, I thought I'd bring some more of my stuff over and downgrade to a smaller storage unit.
Jackie: It's interesting how Louise is slowly taking over the house.
Dan: She's my wife. What exactly are you doing over here?
Jackie: I'm the wise elder. Everybody comes to me for answers.

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