The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 4: "Landford... Landford" Quotes
Darlene: Is this Bachelor, Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise? I have no idea what I’m watching.
Jackie: Who cares? It’s five good looking people in a hot tub with no clothes and no morals looking for true love.
You know what’s more stressful than having a baby? Not having enough money to raise one.
Becky
There were times I regretted not having children but you’ve really fixed that for me.
Louise
I understand why Ben’s here but what’s David going to do with a tire, validate its feelings?
Dan
Did they figure it out? Did Ben kick David’s ass? Did David cry? Did Ben look hot when he did it?
Jackie
David: Darlene, by controlling the relationship you’ve always kept me at arm’s length and I think I’ve known that for a long time but until I came here I was too weak to ask for what I needed. I needed partnership. I needed true intimacy. I needed to be heard.
Darlene: I heard you.
David: I don’t think you’ve heard me since I was 15.
Everybody wants me out of their life until they have to move back into my house which I thank God I have to give you but this family, we’re not blessed with the best of luck and I’m running out of nets to save you.
Dan
