The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 15: "Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation" Quotes
Dan: Of all of us, Ann Marie knows you can't possibly survive without her, so she's going to hang on and let you go first.
Chuck: Well, I've drank enough beer and ate enough hot dogs. I'm doing my part.
Becky: It turns out Glenn's not good at handling adversity.
Darlene: That is not a great sign for somebody dating a Conner.
Becky: I know, and he's a smart, kind guy, but he's falling apart here. If there's a crisis, I need a partner who's got my back, and I know it makes me sound like a jerk, but I'm seeing a side of him that I'm not crazy about.
Darlene: Well, you guys haven't been together long. If you're already seeing things that worry you, jump out of the plane now while it's over water, not later when it's over rocks and pointy things.
Darlene: What's really going on here?
Dan: I'm worried that Ann Marie's going to die and Chuck's going to be devastated. I barely got through my own loss. I don't think I have the strength to go through all that again.
Am I in the right house? Something smells good, and Harris is cooking.
Darlene
Dan: Maybe we shouldn't do this. Maybe he's got another friend he's doing fun stuff with.
Darlene: What are you, eight?
Glenn: This is my chance. I can finally write my book, and you and I don't have to hide our relationship anymore.
Becky: Oh, that is fantastic. So you have some money saved up?
Glenn: Oh God, no. I'm a community college teacher. I made more money working at the Gap in high school. I'm good for three months, maybe four if I eat once a day and live in a youth hostel.
