Louise: These things are starting to freak me out. What is going on?
Dan: It’s nice in here. I want you to join me. In the real world, we have a hole in the roof, and I can’t afford to take my wife on a honeymoon. You deserve better.
Louise: Well, of course, I do, but I don’t need to go to fancy places with you. I have fun with you wherever we go.

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Harris: Aldo has a Chinese dragon tattoo that starts on his thigh…
Aldo: And it works its way all the way around my…
Darlene: It’s okay. I don’t need to know where the dragon goes.

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Emilio: I am only attracted to beautiful, smart women.
Becky: Should you really be flirting with your wife when you’ve got a girlfriend at home?

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Even though our marriage is a sham, he’s still crazy in love with me. It must be awful to be close to someone this hot and not be able to have her.

Becky

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Okay, so this is the part in the horror movie where I know something is horribly wrong, but nobody else gets it.

Darlene

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