The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Episode 6: "Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest" Quotes
Dan: You think I’m not ashamed that I have to ask you. I hate that I have to ask you.
Darlene: Dad, you do not need to apologize.
Dan: Yes, I do. I get why you’re angry. I’m angry too. You want to know why I’m angry? Cause your grandmother told me to buy life insurance and I didn’t. If I had I could just throw my broke ass off a damn roof and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything.
I know it sucks but poor people can’t afford to quit their jobs to make things better.
Darlene
I’ve fought my battles. It’s taken a long journey to get this freakin’ happy and it’s not worth going back.
Robin
It’s not worth the PTSD. That happens a lot in our community. Movies like Ace Ventura where all the men vomit because they find out the woman is trans doesn’t make you want to share stuff.
Robin
No rush but could you write me a check for the rent while I stand here and stare at you?
Dan
Harris: Look at that wall of moms out there protecting their kids at the front of the protest line. I mean, they’re out there taking beanbag rounds to the face and you won’t even get up to get me a soda.
Darlene: That’s because their kids are out there protesting not leading the Occupy the Couch and Bitch movement.
Becky [to Beverly Rose]: Look, honey, it’s the horrible woman that docks my pay when I see you.
Robin: Hi Cutie. Make better choices than Mommy.
