The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 3: "The Preemie Monologues" Quotes
Louise: Sitting in that NICU all night. That’s rough. I did it for a cousin. It just breaks your heart.
Dan: Well, a free beer would certainly help me deal with it.
Louise: Lucky for you it’s preemie grandpas night.
Becky: The baby’s coming home Friday.
Darlene: Oh, that’s fantastic. Right? I mean, that’s great. Your face isn’t saying it’s great.
Becky: My face just read this letter from Assistance For Needy Families. I was approved and then they said I made too much because of my tips at Casita Bonita. I failed at being poor.
Oh, you don’t need all that stuff. A scale? You can just take the baby to the grocery store and weigh her in the produce department, diaper on of course.
Darlene
Louise: Becky, you just had a baby. You’re not supposed to work for another two weeks.
Becky: Don’t worry, I’m wearing an adult diaper for leakage down here and I’ve got nursing pads for leakage up here and if I just sit every couple of minutes the dizziness goes away.
Here’s what’s bothering me. I know that you’re having sex with both Dad and Ben and you’re lying about it to both of them.
Harris
Darlene: It’s really complicated.
Harris: No it’s not. Stop screwing my Dad over or I’m going to call him and tell him what’s going on.
Darlene: You’re going to come home, you’re going to live rent-free where people can help you.
Becky: But if I move back in I’m just admitting I couldn’t make it on my own and I’m just a big, fat, loser.
Darlene: That’s what I did. It’s very freeing.
