Darlene: I can honestly say that I hope you find somebody.
Ben: Well, thanks.
Darlene: Anything you want to say to me?
Ben: Oh, sure. Yes. I can honestly say that I don’t wish you on anybody.

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This could be the O’doul’s talking, but I’m pretty sure you and Ben still have feelings for each other.

Nick

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Ben: Just for the record, I didn’t waste your life. You wasted mine.
Darlene: Oh, let’s unpack that.

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There are still artisans out there who march to the beat of their own LSD-fueled drummer.

Dan

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Louise would hate this. This is the most traditional, depressing furniture I have ever seen. People with this furniture are sleeping on rubber sheets and being turned over by strangers.

Becky

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Don’t pay. Send the check but don’t sign it. Sign the check but don’t send it. Put it back in the mailbox marked not at this address, and pay…next week.

Dan [going through bills]

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It was always a dream of mine to have a book store, as long as no customers came in and touched my precious books.

Darlene

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