Ben: We have to tell them. We won’t get our presents unless we do.
Darlene: You’re looking forward to presents from my family. What is it that you still need from the Dollar Store?

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Aldo: Neville just made the biggest commitment a man can make. I want to make that commitment to you. Will you take me for better or worse, 'til death do us spark?
Harris: Do us spark? No, it’s do us part. It’s 'til death do us part.
Aldo: Holy crap! That is so extreme. I love that. Will you marry me 'til the grim reaper nails one of us?
Harris: Yes!

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Darlene: She’s way too young. He’s not the right guy, but I’ve tried to break them up twice, and it nearly destroyed my relationship with her.
Dan: Maybe you stop her from ruining her life and worry about the relationship later.
Darlene: This is what she wants, Dad, and she’s 20, so it’s going to happen. And besides, I’d rather have my daughter talking to me if she makes a mistake than not talking to me.

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Dan: After all you put us through with that relationship, you’re going to run off and elope?
Darlene: Listen, I tried one wedding with all of you guys there. Let me try one now with nobody there, and if it sticks, then I’ll know that you people are the problem.

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Neville: I know how Jackie feels, but I’m thinking of inviting her mother to the wedding. She’s never had a good relationship with her mom, and I think I can be the salve on that wound.
Dan: That’s not a wound. That’s a dead foot. You’ve got to cut it off.

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