The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Episode 13: "Walden Pond, A Staycation and The Axis Powers" Quotes
I've had the rug yanked out from under me before, and I don't know if I can go through that again.
Dan
Ain't that much to talk about. My girlfriend's got Covid. My daughter might have given it to her. It's like a damned reality show.
Dan
Neville: Just because I chased after you to go out with me doesn't mean I'll do anything. I can't do things out of fear that saying no to you will make you leave me.
Jackie: I wasn't going to leave you. I didn't even know you felt like this.
Neville: Well, I do.
Jackie: I guess I'm just not used to having the power in a relationship.
Neville: Well, you did, but you don't anymore. We're equals, and if you can't accept that, I'm out.
Dan [to Darlene]: Dammit, you're supposed to be the responsible one. You're the only one around here I can depend on.
Becky: That's hurtful, but I agree.
Your shrink prescribed an indoor pool and pot. Do you know if he's taking new patients?
Becky
Jackie [to Dan]: I can't believe you were willing to lie to us and then go over and see Louise. Are you insane?
Becky: You cannot go over there. You are the poster child for underlying conditions.
Customer: Somebody said the lasagna here wasn't fit to feed a dog. I think my dog would love this.
Becky: It says our lasagna tastes like two car mats in a puddle of watered-down ketchup. And you still ordered it?
Customer: I'm from Missouri. I'm a "Show Me" guy.
