Chuck: You’re like a 14-year-old girl, Dan. I’ll get you a friendship bracelet.
Dan: I want the kind where we each get half a heart.

Chuck: Are you kidding? Lanford, in those days, a black man running a construction company; it wasn’t going to happen. I couldn’t get a lumber yard to give me credit. I couldn’t get a loan from a bank, and there were plenty of customers who wouldn’t trust me with their business.
Dan: You never talked to me about this.
Chuck: Come on, man. You’ve been in the world. Even if I told you, you don’t live it. You wouldn’t understand.

As someone who considered being your mentor, you should know that there’s something missing or broken in your head.

Darlene

Come on, Dan, he’s your best friend. If something good happened to you, not that it’s ever going to, who would you call?

Jackie

Why is Janette screaming at me? She just called me something I only hear in Tarantino films.

Darlene

Hey, can I come in? I’ve been tested for all sorts of things, but the Covid one is good.

Dwight

Robin: You were 10 minutes late today.
Becky: I was 15 minutes late yesterday. How about an “Atta Girl!”

Hey, you want to play laser tag, let’s go out in the yard, and I’ll chase you around with a flashlight.

Dan

The Conners Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Robin: You were 10 minutes late today.
Becky: I was 15 minutes late yesterday. How about an “Atta Girl!”

Hey, you want to play laser tag, let’s go out in the yard, and I’ll chase you around with a flashlight.

Dan