The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Quotes
Janet you did it! You brought us into your void! If I had a heart it would be pounding!
Michael
You made a really hot centaur.
Eleanor
How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?
Chidi
Martin was a lot of things. A snail mostly, but also a friend. Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of scotch tape.
Michael
When is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse.
Eleanor
My screwed up relationship with my parents made me believe I could never really love anyone. I need to see it for myself.
Eleanor
This is a defense mechanism Eleanor. You saw yourself fall in love with Chidi, and it freaked you out to see yourself be so vulnerable. So you're using determinism to convince yourself that those feelings were not real.
Michael
No matter what he does, we will find each other. And we will help each other. Because we're soulmates.
Eleanor
Jason: Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin!
Eleanor: Penguins are real.
Jason: That's the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me too.
If you don't accept my apology I will smash your stupid art exhibit into bits!
Tahani
In one of the reboots you and Chidi fell in love. Deeply. And you told him that you loved him and he told you that he loved you back.
Michael
I'm going to hug you because I love you. And because you feel just as alone as I do.
Tahani
