The Good Place
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The subjects are onto us. They know something weird is going on and it could derail the entire experiment.
Eleanor
No! No way! I am not giving up! I told you I only play games I can win. And I played this game, so that means we can win.
Eleanor
Brent was the right choice. It's not a tough call whether to save Chidi. Because he's a brilliant and kind person with a caboose you can bounce a quarter off of. And I know because I've done it.
Eleanor
Simone: Brent, think about this. How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Look, Chidi. Whatever happens next...I need to say this to you. I am so so sorr-
Brent
Ever since I arrived here Tahani helped me realize gossip was an unhealthy way for me to boost my self-esteem.
John
Eff that. Simone is not the problem. Brent is. He needs to change. And walking on eggshells around him ain't gonna do the trick. We need to throw the egg right at his face.
Eleanor
Where does this hope come from, man? This insane hope that people are worth the trouble?
Bad Janet
Eleanor: Maybe Brent made some insensitive choices, but could you possibly see your way to forgiving him?
Tahani: I suppose.
Simone: No.
What matters isn't if people are good or bad. What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday.
Michael
Jason being a mistake is easily the most exciting thing that's happened since we got here!
John
What is something spontaneous I can do right now? Let's come up with a list of ten possibilities and slowly widdle it down over the next ten days.
Chidi