The Good Place Quotes
Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should 'go get it, girl.' So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Michael: Get what?
Janet: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.
Two peas in a pod! One of whom needs to kill the other one immediately.Janet
That's the good news. The bad news is I seem to be losing my ability to sustain object permanence. So it's sort of a glass half full, glass stops existing in time and space kind of deal.Janet
Michael: It's just a simulation. I would never make you kill real people.
Chidi: Oh, well that's reassuring, because some of the parts of the fake people FLEW INTO MY MOUTH.
When I'm really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps me calm down. It's like a menu, but the food is words.Chidi
Okay, so that was trolley problem version number seven. Chidi opted to run over five William Shakespeares instead of one Santa Claus.Michael
I just feel like Tahani's embarrassed that I'm not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks.Jason
I believe in you, nerd boy. If you can teach me and Jason ethics, you can teach anybody.Eleanor
The point is, you're cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I've never seen you dance, but I bet you're good, 'cause you're good at everything. You're awesome! Be nicer to yourself.Jason [to Tahani]
In the words of a very wise Bed, Bath, and Beyond employee I once knew, "Go ahead and cry all you want, but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."Eleanor
Eleanor: Right now, I'm your best student. I'm gonna be the velociraptor.
Chidi: Are you trying to say valedictorian?
I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.Tahani