Janet: What do you think happens when people walk through the door? It's the only thing in the universe I don't know.
Eleanor: I don't know either. The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone's guess. But as a very wise not-robot once told me, the true joy's in the mystery.

Jason's gone. Tahani's off doing her thing, and I'm not ready to go. So if you leave, then I'm alone here. I was alone my whole life, and I told myself I liked it that way, but I don't. I like being with you.

Eleanor

The judge gave me the power to make you an actual human.

Janet

I am returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe!

Michael

I think my final mission might be to get you to go through the system. Take the test.

Eleanor

I spent most of my life pretending to help people. If I were an architect, I could do it for real.

Tahani

Tahani: You have a rockin' bod.
Eleanor: Did you just turn the tables on me?

I'm never going to forget you.

Janet

Chidi: How did you know?
Jason: It wasn't like I heard a bell ring or anything. I just suddenly had this calm feeling. Like the air inside my lungs was suddenly the air outside my body. It was peaceful.

Hey, guys! Having fun? Great. So, little update. The Good Place is a disaster. Everyone here is a happiness zombie, and no one is doing anything about it because by the time they realize it's happening everyone is too far gone to care.

Eleanor

On paper this is paradise. All your desires and needs are met. But it's infinite. And when perfection goes on forever you become this glassy-eyed mush person.

Patty

Jason: Hey, guys! I'm back. Go-karting with monkeys got boring really fast.
Michael: It did?!
Eleanor: Oh no.
Chidi: Dammit!

The Good Place Season 4 Quotes

If soulmates do exist, they're not found. They're made. People meet, they get a good feeling, and then they get to work building a relationship. Like your parents. They didn't magically stay together because you proved they should.

Michael

Well, Linda must be here for Jason because Brent is definitely here to annoy the fork out of me.

Eleanor