The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Season 4 Quotes
Chidi: You look a little pale. Did you get sick from the hot air balloon? I bet if you throw up it'll just be butterflies or something.
Michael: I'm fine. I just...I don't belong here. There's no telling what will happen to a demon that steps foot in this place. Promise if I'm vaporized, you guys will keep having fun.
Jason: Hey, guys! I'm back. Go-karting with monkeys got boring really fast.
Michael: It did?!
Eleanor: Oh no.
Chidi: Dammit!
Listen carefully before I forget how to say this. You gotta help us. We are so screwed.
Patty
“What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday.”
Michael
“Disco Janet was around for a while years ago. She was great, I mean she was a lot, but she was fun.”
Michael
The judge agreed that the four of you don't need to take the test. Turns out, saving every soul in the universe is worth a few points.
Michael
I am a strong independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong independent woman.
Vicky
Chidi: Maybe on paper, you and Janet don't make total sense. But, who cares? The relationship you have built together is wonderful. She knows you and loves you and that's all that matters.
Jason: Do you really believe that?
Chidi: Of course I do.
Jason: Hahaha! Sucker!
Chidi: Sorry?
Jason: I got you so bad! Dude, pretend what you just said was what you said to you instead of to me. And you have to listen to yourself because it was already in your own head and then came out. But just put it back in your head and realize that it was you talking about you and Eleanor!
Chidi: Against all odds, I know what you mean. And I gotta give it up. That was good.
If you agree to let the judge establish a real medium place, you can torture the four of us forever.
Eleanor
Eleanor: I know you're trying to think of ways to save every soul who's ever lived and whatnot, but we may only have a half-hour left to exist, so I just wanted to check in with you vis-a-vis...us.
Chidi: Oh, okay. Yeah, cool. I love you.
Eleanor: Woah. Really?
Chidi: Yeah. I love you. So, do you love me?
Eleanor: Yeah! I do.
Chidi: Well, then cool. You and I are on our way to coolsville.
Eleanor: You seem oddly sure, which is unlike you. But it's kinda doing it for me.
The cruelty of the punishment does not match the cruelty of the life that one has lived.
Chidi
We need to come up with a system that will result in the least amount of cruelty and suffering to those who don't deserve it. This is a problem of justice.
Eleanor
