No! No way! I am not giving up! I told you I only play games I can win. And I played this game, so that means we can win.

Eleanor

Look, Chidi. Whatever happens next...I need to say this to you. I am so so sorr-

Brent

What is something spontaneous I can do right now? Let's come up with a list of ten possibilities and slowly widdle it down over the next ten days.

Chidi

What matters isn't if people are good or bad. What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday.

Michael

Eff that. Simone is not the problem. Brent is. He needs to change. And walking on eggshells around him ain't gonna do the trick. We need to throw the egg right at his face.

Eleanor

Ever since I arrived here Tahani helped me realize gossip was an unhealthy way for me to boost my self-esteem.

John

Eleanor: Maybe Brent made some insensitive choices, but could you possibly see your way to forgiving him?
Tahani: I suppose.
Simone: No.

Jason being a mistake is easily the most exciting thing that's happened since we got here!

John

Where does this hope come from, man? This insane hope that people are worth the trouble?

Bad Janet

Jason: Michael, I'm scared.
Michael: Me too, bud.
Jason: I mean, what if all this time apart has changed me and Janet's relationship? What if that special connection is gone?
Michael: Yeah. I mean, for me it's scary that we're standing in the birthplace of evil, surrounded by billions of demons who want to destroy us.
Jason: Mm. I guess we both have things we're scared about.

Hi, Janet. It's me, Jason. Your boyfriend. I really miss you. I know we were in a fight before, but I hope you've forgiven me because I love you...girl.

Jason

Babe, the dodos in that house are literally the four most important human beings in the universe. I wanted you to take care of them because I trust you.

Eleanor

The Good Place Season 4 Quotes

Well, Linda must be here for Jason because Brent is definitely here to annoy the fork out of me.

Eleanor

Eleanor: Welcome to the Good Place, Chidi.
Chidi: Thank you so much. And I'm sorry. This has been so overwhelming I forgot your name.
Eleanor: Eleanor.