Eleanor: Do you trust me, Chidi?
Chidi: Yes. I really do.

Eleanor: Dude, what were you thinking?!
Tahani: I just wanted to be useful. All I ever get to do here is throw parties, which is all I ever got to do back on Earth and now I've ruined everything.

Wait, can I have all my memories back again? I forgot most of them.

Jason

Eleanor: So to recap: You found out the Bad Place made a Michael suit, freaked out, didn't tell us why, and then later you lied to me about why you freaked out?

Michael said there's nothing he could say that would make you realize he's really him, but Janet does have a thing she can say that does make me realize she is really not her.

Jason

It's more than that. You guys will never look at me the same way again. I won't just be Michael. I'll be some disgusting mess of burning tentacles.

Michael

They said everyone in the Bad Place was evil and beyond repair. I don't know if I believe that anymore.

Glenn

If all you care about in the world is the velvet rope you will always be unhappy no matter what side you're on. You and I are proof of that.

Tahani

I went too far. And what's worse...I liked it. Because I'm angry at him for leaving me. Which isn't even remotely fair because he sacrificed himself for us, but I'm still angry he abandoned me. Which makes me feel guilty, which makes me angry, which makes me want to talk to Chidi because he's the person I go to when I'm angry. So, it's a real fun cycle.

Eleanor

I know that's silly. This is the Good Place. You two would never do anything to hurt anyone, but I am seriously worried that I did something wrong. And this is the universe getting back at me.

Chidi

Eleanor: Well this was a huge success!
Michael: Chidi's an absolute mess.

I just want you to recognize that your blog hurt people. You have a chance to be better here.

Tahani

The Good Place Season 4 Quotes

Well, Linda must be here for Jason because Brent is definitely here to annoy the fork out of me.

Eleanor

Eleanor: Welcome to the Good Place, Chidi.
Chidi: Thank you so much. And I'm sorry. This has been so overwhelming I forgot your name.
Eleanor: Eleanor.