Ruth: Mrs Florrick, you're not paying for this, the campaign is.
Alicia: Yes, and they're not paying for me. I'm volunteering.

No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.

Will

Poetry is easy; it's the parent-teacher conferences that are hard.

Alicia

It's like when a storm is over. Is it happiness? Or is it just a relief?

Alicia

Diane: We're like ghouls.
Will: As long as we've solvent ghouls.

Diane Lockhart: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are you coming back to the workplace fairly late but you have some very prominent baggage.

Dana: I am not a lesbian.
Cary: I know a lot of people who weren't anything until they met Kalinda.

Alicia: Are you gay?
Kalinda: I'm private.

America does not suck. People suck.

Eli

Kalinda: You can't ask me and I can't tell you but don't conclude from what I'm saying it's what you think.
Alicia: Okay. Can you be any more specific?

Natalie: Am I being used here?
Alicia: I don't know. But you know what the best thing is to do if you are?
Natalie: What?
Alicia: Use them right back.

You fellating Santa. I have to be blunt, sir, because that's how TMZ is gonna report it, Fox is gonna repeat it, and Jon Stewart is gonna finish it. 'Here. Comes. Santa.'

Eli