America does not suck. People suck.

Eli

You fellating Santa. I have to be blunt, sir, because that's how TMZ is gonna report it, Fox is gonna repeat it, and Jon Stewart is gonna finish it. 'Here. Comes. Santa.'

Eli

Alicia: She's innocent.
Will: So is my four-year old niece, but I wouldn't put her on the stand, either.

Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure and nothing here is simple.

Eli: If I could be so bold.
Alicia: You can't.
Eli: Right. Got it.

Peter: Help me. If you're right, help me.
Alicia: No.

That's the problem with good deeds. They multiply.

Kalinda

Will: Are we being played in some way?
Diane: I don't see how.
Will: I don't either. It's making me suspicious.

Diane: Do you believe her?
Will: I believe a lot of things I can't prove.

"See I have a lot of friends I'm sure you do to but the only difference is my friends are not in homeroom. So I want you to listen to me, stop tweeting, if you tweet I will know you tweet and I will...have you seen drag me to hell? It will be just like that."

Eli Gold

Will: Do you have a map?
AUSA Rivers: Do I have a what?
Will: A map, so I can show you where you live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.

Alicia: How about over here? Did you check this drawer?
Peter: What is it you need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
Alicia: What do you want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequesite.
Peter: For both of us.

Good Wife Quotes

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

There is a mutiny brewing below deck and we are going to start losing good, young associates because of him.

Cary