If I were to set off a bomb in this room we'd have Democratic presidents for the next 30 years.

Diane

Diane: Aren't you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients.
Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace.

Every girl's bra size increases a letter when they become an avatar.

Marissa

Did you knock over a cheese and wine store?

Finn

I gave enough to the Negro College Fund to give the whole friggin' Congo a scholarship.

Guy Redmayne

You mean the man, Guy Redmayne who came in here and pressed his groin against me, compared my feet to those of an Arizona prostitute and then demanded that I hire a deputy SA of his choosing?

Alicia

Be a Disney Princess but don't tell money men like Redmayne anything but what they want to hear.

Eli

Respectfully Alicia, our interests have not been aligned since you used our office as a staging ground for your political career.

Diane

Eli: OK. Strategy session. Two pronged attack.
Marissa: Oh, I love the two prongs. Even as a kid we had two pronged attacks.

If you don't want a story told, it's better to tell it yourself.

Eli

Peter: You have to control the narrative.
Alicia: To keep me from looking like the slutty wife?

Good Wife Quotes

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

There is a mutiny brewing below deck and we are going to start losing good, young associates because of him.

Cary