The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Quotes
Carol: Shut the front door, there's more to this chair?
Erica: This chair is from Oprah's studio audience!
Carol: No way, shut all the doors in the house, Erica!
Come here, you little Vixen. The reindeer, not the whore.
Carol
I call it Frosty's lair. It's where Frosty comes to think.
Carol
I see you looking at me, Terry. Judging me, right? Think I'm a big disappointment, huh? A big loser? Well, you try living in a pod for three years with nothing but a bunch of worms, huh? Or try watching all of your loved ones die from two hundred miles up in space. How'd you think that'd make you feel, huh? Huh, Terry? Hm? Got nothing to say? Oh, of course not, no that's right. 'Cuz you're just a worm, a stupid little useless worm who eats his own turds. Yeah.
Mike Miller
Yuletide greetings, braheem, Santa's here early this year and he's got two huge lumps and a big ol' Christmas sack.
Phil
What you're looking at is the decoration version of Bruce Banner. But someone just made him very angry and over the next few days he's about to become THE CHRISTMAS HULK!!
Carol
Hey, like it or not, we're a family. And you never give up on family. Took me a long time to learn that. And one of these days, you're gonna learn that too.
Phil
There's an old expression. It says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone... in a glass house."
Phil
She was just going off to do a little "Wham, bam, thank you livestock," weren't you? You little hussy.
Carol
Holy cow... Boom.
Phil
Kinky badinky!
Carol
Don't shoot!! Sorry, I thought you were... Never mind.
Todd [to Melissa]
