The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 3 Quotes
You leave my beverages out of this!
Gail Klosterman
So wait, what are we talking.. is it hands on a shoulder, leaning on a fence, just generally being tools?
Gail Klosterman
It's like Christmas day and I got all the presents I asked for.
Erica
Your smile is super infectious, like the virus.
Tandy Miller
Gail: Don’t you think adoption papers are a little bit unnecessary?
Carol: I would agree with you 100% on opposite day.
You remind me of her. Not in every way. You drink. You smoke. You swear. You are BAD at crafts, Gail and you run around with young men. I guess really you just remind me of her because of your age.
Carol Pilbasian
So let's get busy getting busy or get busy dying.
Melissa
I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and saw this plume of smoke and it was Carol. She saved me and the only reason that Carol showed up there was because of those signs. Those alive in Tucson signs. The signs that I was positive nobody would ever see.
Tandy Miller
I'm sorry you're sad. I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you. You're the only thing that matters to me in this world and I'm here for you.
Melissa
Carol Pilbasian: It scared the beetlejuice out of me and nobody say that again twice.
Tandy Miller: Beetlejuice?
Carol Pilbasian: Tandy! We have enough problems here without introducing a troublemaker from the spirit world.
Love can be a category five suck-icane.
Tandy Miller
Frozen pizza! Frozen frozen pizza!
Tandy Miller
