The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 3 Quotes
My bizzle.
Tandy
Tandy, I usually have your back but today you've been a real pain in the front.
Carol Pilbasian
We have a gay population!
Tandy
He's a very fearful person... and he eats cat food.
Lewis
I call it cow-moo-flage.
Carol Pilbasian
Bunch, bunch, few, loaded. Got it.
Tandy Miller
I'm not going to wear those freaking things and you can all suck it.
Gail Klosterman
Lewis: I told you he was crazy!
Tandy Miller: Lewis, this isn't a who knew who was crazy when contest and if it was, I won because I knew it all along.
Lewis: Oh please you could not get his jeans on fast enough.
Lewis: I was a surgeon.
Erica: That's amazing! Carol and I, we're pregnant.
Lewis: No no no, for trees. A tree surgeon.
Carol Pilbasian: Have you learned your lesson about not using firearms?
Melissa Scharte: Yes, yes.
Carol Pilbasian: Firearms are not the answer. I stand by that.
Pat Brown: Do you like hair?
Gail Klosterman: What?
Pat Brown: Hair. Do you like it? On guys?
It took me a while to figure out Tandy wasn't a dangerous lunatic but in fact, the man of my dreams.
Carol Pilbasian
