We stone each other to death, but we're afraid of the authorities? Can you explain that to me?

Meg

Boyfriend: There's no number. Why you stopping?
Meg: There's a man in there who can help me.
Boyriend: Jesus, Meg, another psychic?
Meg: I've heard amazing things about him.

You lose your mama and then the very next day people don't give a shit about you or her because they think the world is endin'. That ain't lucky.

Isaac

Meg: Knock knock.
Evie: Who's there?
Meg: Broken pencil.
Evie: Broken pencil who?
Meg: Never mind, it's pointless.

Kevin: How are you here?
Virgil: Sorry?
Kevin: If I had to die to get here, what are you doing here?
Virgil: Atoning.

Patti: Why do you think someone would want to kill me?
Kevin: You tell me.
Patti: Because they'd rather put a bullet in my head than accept my truth.
Kevin: What is your truth?
Patti: Well, shit Kevin, you wrote me a check for $50,000. What do you think my truth is?
Kevin: You want to destroy families.

Kevin: It's not a fucking hotel. Someone just tried to kill me.
Virgil: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?!
Virgil: Well, it makes sense. It's a pitfall of your chosen occupation.
Kevin: Which is what?
Virgil: Look at the way you're dressed man. You're an international assassin.
Kevin: Are you fucking serious?
Virgil: That is why you checked into the hotel, isn't it?
Kevin: I didn't check into the hotel. I, I drank that shit that you gave me and then I woke up in a bathtub.
Virgil: OK, Kevin, you have to stop thinking in such straight lines, because she surely will not be. She thinks in spirals and helixes and zig zags and circles.
Kevin: Patti?
Virgil: Your target.

Do you want to drop me in or do you want to push me in? Pushing is probably easier.

Little Patti

Kevin: What the fuck is happening?
Virgil: The fire alarm is going off, sir, and we have a bird loose in the lobby.

What would you have done if I told you that the solution to all your problems was a magical black man sittin' out on the edge of town? That's borderline racist is what that is.

Patti

Well, that's that. You went there to get free and you got caught. You know, the only time I ever felt free, Kevin, was when I picked up that piece of glass and stuck it in my neck. You were holding me in your arms, and I looked into your eyes, and you were so afraid, but I wasn't, because it was finally over. That's freedom.

Patti

Kevin: Sound's like a fuckin' exorcism.
Virgil: You people and that movie.

The Leftovers Season 2 Quotes

Isaac: Something bad is going to happen. To you.
John: Well, shit, Isaac. That is not ideal.

Visitor: Your water. Will it make us safe?
Michael: It's just a souvenier.