And I'm still rinsing desert sand out of my twat. I'm not going to fucking Antarctica. Grow a pair of tits, Coldwater.

Margo

Margo: Call them by their names: Sorrow, and Sorrow.

Mayakovsky: Drink that.
Quentin: This will help with the test...
Mayakovsky: It will kill brain cells. I have plenty to spare, you don't, but I don't want to drink alone.

Mayakovsky: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I've seen Back to the Future. You want to fuck your mother in past?
Quentin: No.
Mayakovsky: Why? She not attractive?

He saw what he raised. A woman he couldn't control. Who didn't need anyone else's approval. Nothing deadlier to the fragile male ego.

Id Eliot

Why does this place smell like death?

The Monster

And if he got prison and she got the death penalty, I'm guessing she's the bad one.

Penny

Well I'm definitely hitting my step goals today, huh?

Margo

Jesus, fuck a Wiseman's donkey.

Margo

Seriously? I've got my id, my lost innocence, my guilt, and now my inadequacy?

Margo

I'm a king. Not a goddamned princess. A king.

Margo

I'm still a king. King of manipulation. King of pointless rage. King of 'I can't do this.' King of 'He was right.' King of 'Eventually I fuck up everything.'

Margo

The Magicians Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia