The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Quotes
Dean Fogg: Try not to Todd this up.
Todd: I will try not to be myself.
You will not fail as long as the decision is yours.
Our Lady Underground
No, you should understand how futile it all is. We work so hard to protect the Flame of Knowledge, but there will always be things we can't understand.
Everett
Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Alice: Who sent you?
Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Penny: Okay where? Vegas...
Bunny 2: Oh sorry. It's Fen.
Believing in something, really believing, is almost impossible, but the Quentin I first met, he believed in magic, and in Fillory.
Alice
Are we screwed because Quentin can't get it up for Fillory?
Penny
No running away Little Not God. I'd hate to damage my sister's new body.
The Monster
The Monster: Perhaps you can tell me, do I have a name?
Monster's Sister: Why would you need one?
The Monster: Starbucks mostly.
How do you kill an intangible thought creature? Where do you even stab?
The Monster
Mayakovsky: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I've seen Back to the Future. You want to fuck your mother in past?
Quentin: No.
Mayakovsky: Why? She not attractive?
I already know, you used Time Share Spell. I've been working on it. Clearly, I must have finished it. Don't worry, the future is safe. Everything you say is in The Vault. [Holds up a bottle of vodka.] This vault. I will definitely not remember anything about this conversation, like most conversations I have with students like you, B Plus.
Mayakovsky
You don't get to be a magician my age, dear, without a very healthy sense of self-preservation.
Dean Fogg
