The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Quotes
Kady: Look, I know you're not evil. Just the definition of obedience.
Zelda: I used to be.
Kady: Prove it.
You know what I wanted to do with my life? To be? Penny's goddamned girlfriend. I acted tough but all I wanted was him.
Kady
Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.
Julia
Adorable. So determined. Maybe I'll keep you as pets!
Monster's Sister
God dammit, I don't think I can ever eat non-Old God cake again! Perfection is a curse.
Josh
Always gotta be a fucking twist.
Penny
I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate. That's a good sign.
Quentin
And you've met gods, but I won't be like them. I studied them so I could do better, be better. Trust me.
Everett
No, you should understand how futile it all is. We work so hard to protect the Flame of Knowledge, but there will always be things we can't understand.
Everett
The Monster: Perhaps you can tell me, do I have a name?
Monster's Sister: Why would you need one?
The Monster: Starbucks mostly.
Shit, maybe I do love this goddamned guppy.
Margo
How do you kill an intangible thought creature? Where do you even stab?
The Monster