Kady: Look, I know you're not evil. Just the definition of obedience.
Zelda: I used to be.
Kady: Prove it.

You know what I wanted to do with my life? To be? Penny's goddamned girlfriend. I acted tough but all I wanted was him.

Kady

Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.

Julia

Adorable. So determined. Maybe I'll keep you as pets!

Monster's Sister

God dammit, I don't think I can ever eat non-Old God cake again! Perfection is a curse.

Josh

Always gotta be a fucking twist.

Penny

I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate. That's a good sign.

Quentin

And you've met gods, but I won't be like them. I studied them so I could do better, be better. Trust me.

Everett

No, you should understand how futile it all is. We work so hard to protect the Flame of Knowledge, but there will always be things we can't understand.

Everett

The Monster: Perhaps you can tell me, do I have a name?
Monster's Sister: Why would you need one?
The Monster: Starbucks mostly.

Shit, maybe I do love this goddamned guppy.

Margo

How do you kill an intangible thought creature? Where do you even stab?

The Monster

The Magicians Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia