The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes
Susie Myerson: She just said the kids can go fuck themselves.
Rose Weissman: What?
Abe Weissman: No, they certainly can not.
Did you know the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
I think the priest was suspicious, especially when he said “The Body of Christ” and I answered “Mazeltov.”
Abe Weissman
There’s a line in the Torah -- "Fuck with me and you die."
Gitta
Joel Maisel: Would it kill you to be happy for me?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You need to be happy first.
Believe me, honey, if there’s a hell, I’m the headliner.
Lenny Bruce
What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just… no one told us.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
I actually think God is more of a brilliant marketing ploy.
Abe Weissman
I had nothing to do with this, so I’ll just be the person who pats people’s arms.
Imogene Cleary
God, honey, you are so sweet and innocent. Like an elf riding a bunny rabbit.
Mitzi
I am not voting for Nixon. He looks like he eats children.
Mei
Is this a pep talk? It's using the word 'fail' a lot.
Alfie
