Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Mindy: You know what they call me around here? They call me Sarge.
Tamra: Actually that didn't stick. We still call you Meatball. [to intern] Yeah, listen to Meatball.
No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good.
Jeremy
Hey, did this treadmill just ask for my weight? Rude.
She wants me to propose by Christmas. That's not right. It's too much pressure on the Lord's birthday.
Danny
But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.
Annette
We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.
Danny
Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?
Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.
Morgan
The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.
Peter
I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.
Morgan
I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.
Danny
