The Orville
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If I was not going to kill you, I would give you some advice.
Teleya
Mercer: Did you feel anything at all?
Teleya: No
Mercer: It was just your mission. To get close to me.
Teleya: That is correct.
Mercer: Man, I liked you a lot better when you were using contractions.
Teleya: Lt. Tyler was designed to be the ideal Union officer and the perfect lure.
Mercer: Well done.
Teleya: It was not difficult. You are simplistic and easily manipulated.
Grayson: First, you'll need a medical and psych evaluation. I'll tell Dr. Finn to expect you.
Malloy: Thank you, Commander. I won't let you down. Future captain right here!
Bortus: He will fail.
Grayson: Tharl driving you crazy too?
Bortus: He does not stop talking and he makes loud noises when he consumes food. He comes to the mess hall wearing...SANDALS.
Mercer: What are you, Jane Goodall?
Grayson: Yeah, and you're the primate.
I see the way you smile when she walks onto the bridge. I know your smiles. You have fifteen. Three are for happiness, eleven are passive-aggressive, and one is for being in love. I've seen it before, y'know.
Grayson
Mercer: She's cool. She's smart. She's funny. She checks every box. I've never met a woman who checked every box.
Malloy: You said Kelly checked every box.
Mercer: Yeah, well I got more boxes now. She checks those too.
Remember, you're dating a cartographer. I know all the best vacation spots.
Tyler
I don't know you. I never even tried to know you.
Ildus
Malloy: Are you going to be okay?
Ildus: Alara took care of it.
Malloy: She always does.
Bam! Taking the tube to Tummy Town.
Lt. Tharl
