My last captain had a total boner for me. Not a boner boner. A professional boner.

Lt. Tharl

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• Added: January 11, 2019

Isaac: I still fail to comprehend the purpose of this ritual.
Kitan: We're circus animals, Isaac, I hate to break it to you.

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• Added: January 11, 2019

Solana: I have a theory. I think the soldiers and the intellectuals all secretly want what the other has. The muscle wants the brains and the brains wish they had what it takes to clobber the barroom drunk who gets out of line.
Alara: Why can't a person have both?

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• Added: January 11, 2019

I guess a lot of us look at people like you and we think that we're better, more evolved. But, you know I'm proud of you, sis.

Solana

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• Added: January 11, 2019

Grayson: Yaphit's six-month evaluation was last week and he asked what our parental leave policy is.
Mercer: Why? Is he thinking of splitting in half?
Grayson: We can't legally ask him that.

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• Added: January 10, 2019

Y'know it's places like this that make me realize... God, I'm trash. My family's trash.

Malloy

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• Added: January 10, 2019

Kelly: What a dick.
Grayson: He's a glorified Speak -n- Speller. Ignore 'im.

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• Added: January 05, 2019

Topa: Father, can I be done now?
Bortus: No, finish your plokta. Remember, if you do not eat, you will die.

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• Added: January 04, 2019

Grayson: Bortus, you look good for a guy who's been cooked.
Bortus: Thank you, sir. I feel quite well.

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• Added: January 04, 2019

First Minister Theace: Make a life out there with Nathius. A beautiful life among the stars.
Husband: All the days we'll never have.
First Minister Theace: Your heart is full of the days we did. That's what you take with you.

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• Added: January 04, 2019

Isaac: I am curious to know how [sex] feels.
Bortus: It is a call from deep within like a baby seeking its mother's teat. It feels as though nothing else in the world matters but satisfying the urge and achieving the goal my body has demanded of me. Then, as quickly as it began, it is complete, leaving a worn-out shell in its wake. And the only feeling I am left with, the only thing I know is that a death has occurred.
Isaac: I see. It is prudent that you are in therapy.

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• Added: January 04, 2019

Grayson: How bad?
Malloy: Like, ouch-I-got-a-sunburn bad or I-just-opened-the-ark-of-the-covenant bad?
LaMarr: The Ark. Like, melty-faced awfulness.

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• Added: January 04, 2019