The Real Housewives of New York City
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Carole: Rule 27 of the travel code: Do not leave your luggage or your men unattended.
Just back down Ramona Singer or I'm going to flush you down the toilet.
Heather
Let's face it, these chicks are buzz kills.
Ramona
Ok, so I ignored you. Do you want to send me to prison for that?
Ramona
Heather: Sometimes I feel like no one can get a word in edgewise.
Bethenny: Somehow I feel like you can get a word in wherever you want.
We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.
Bethenny
I don't care. I don't want to have a therapy session over a lunch.
Bethenny
God walked in and decided to go out for lunch.
Bethenny
Divorce is kind of like a death except you have to run into the guy every now an then, preferably not with his young girlfriend.
Carole
I'm not sure if this is martini madness or just madness.
Heather
Just because she can be annoying, it's not her fault; she was born that way. I'm the one who's being a bitch.
Bethenny
I'm not under attack. I'm attacking you bitches. I'm sick of being nice to all of you.
Sonja
