The Real Housewives of New York City
Sundays 9:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New York City Quotes
She wants a model but he has to be 55. What am I a f**king wizard?
Bethenny
I want you to know I broke my tooth ripping his shirt off.
Sonja
Trying to get Ramona laid is like Saving Private Ryan. We're all going to die trying.
Bethenny
I am here to be a madam, to get Ramona laid by the right caliber of man. That's my real job. That other Skinny Girl stuff, I just do that on the side.
Bethenny
The Countess has kidnapped LuAnn and no one's happy about it.
Carole
You're not allowed to sleep when someone's dying. There's no time and you're so fearful that if you fall asleep they may leave without you knowing so, you don't sleep.
Dorinda
(about Ramona) She doesn't know the girlfriend code. When you bring a guy home at the beach, he stays on the beach. That's why it's called sex on the beach.
Sonja
I've spent most of my life winging it so, here we go again.
Carole
Oh, I get. Playing around with married guys, that's what the cool girls are doing?
Carole
What's better? Ramona's ass in my Yummy jeans or her kissing mine?
Heather
She's always pretending that there are no men, that she didn't get her boobs done, and she's a nun in a monastery and I don't buy it.
Bethenny
So be cool. Don't be like all uncool.
LuAnn