Conrad: Is this your way of proposing to me?
Nic: I don't know; it just seems like the practical thing to do. Are we really the romantic proposal kind of people?
Conrad: Oh my god. You are proposing. I reject your proposal.
Nic: You reject it?
Conrad: Yes, if we ever decided to get married, I want the perfect proposal for us, and I'm sorry, seducing me with insurance rates, that's not my idea of perfect.
Nic: It just seems like the logical next step. We're committed. We should talk about making if official

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Conrad: Listen, I love you deeply. I mean, you were my rock when I got fired. You pushed me to forgive my father. You gave me chickens. You always make those annoying sounds when you eat, and I'll probably never learn to pick up my socks, but nobody is perfect. What matters is that we keep trying to make each other better. Matters is that we belong together.
Nic: Conrad, are you proposing to me now?
Conrad: Why do you think I'm saying all this lovey-dovey stuff? And why do you think I've been caring this around in my pocket for weeks? Nicolette Marie Nevin, will you do me the honor --
Nic:Yes!
Conrad: Are you sure?
Nic: I have never been so sure of anything in my life before!

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