Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.

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• Added: January 11, 2015

Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.

Homer

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• Added: January 11, 2015

I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!

Homer

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• Added: January 11, 2015

It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.

Don

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• Added: January 11, 2015