Lisa: Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.

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Marge: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.
Bart: Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?

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Todd: We took the pledge.
Rod: We won't have sex until we're married.
Todd: To each other.

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Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.

Ned

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