The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 22 Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony" Quotes
Marge: In a good marriage you never say, "I told you so."
Homer: Which is good for me because you're always right.
He's cheating on Selma? Why go out for hamburger when you have rancid steak at home?
Homer
Tushy: every light in the house is a tanning light.
Marge: can you read by it?
Tushy: no one's ever tried.
The only husband of Selma's I ever liked was Disco Stu. He was so upbeat until he found out she didn't like disco music.
Marge
Marge: He's mad about a sport result.
Homer: Lousy St. Louis Cardinals can't win the 1985 World Series on classic sports.
Comic Book Guy: How do you know the bride?
Marge: I'm her sister, you?
Comic Book Guy: I bought her ping pong table off cragislist. Color yourself slighted.
Fat Tony: Call that doctor that owes us a favor.
Louise: Actually we owe him a favor
Fat Tony: Do him two favors and then remind him that he owes us a favor.
Only you can make tree poop boring.
Bart
We had a safe full of gold and it didn't ride that low.
Louie
Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary tax payer!
Lisa
Aww, I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.
Homer
