The Simpsons
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That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.
Ned
Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.
Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.
Homer
Don't pester the rich. I don't hand out candy, you son of a grinch.
Burns
Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy...and maybe some beer.
Homer
When I look at people I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.
Wiggum
He's like a husband in a widow's memory, perfect.
Marge
Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I've always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don't know, cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.
Bart: You have some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made underoos in size 52
Homer: They're called superoos, son, with pictures of the cast of The Expendables.
Bart: More like The Expandables.
I'm not sure man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.
Homer
Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, and it's only the end of the first verse.
Homer
Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.
Homer
