The Simpsons
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I cannot hide the snide inside!
Comic book guy
The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...
Comic Book Guy
Nerds don't get girls!
Comic Book Guy
I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation - Homer Simpson.
FBI Agent
Lenny(on piracy): That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
Carl: All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.
Homer
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.
Homer
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
Marge
Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.
Homer
You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad.
Skinner
